saverockandroll:

relationship status: completely unprepared for the fall out boy tour

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

captainjew:

remember when you were 12 and you were so excited to become a teenager and have “the best years of your life” haha more like most suicidal years of my life

izzetheking:

Name: sad

Age: sad

occupation: sad

grumpysalmon:

wives live longer than their husbands and that’s why lesbians are immortal

winteerie:

my hobbies include having coffee and mental breakdowns

lightemup2chainz:

frenchheartattacks replied to your quote: masturbation is a sin. im a pure christian girl

One time I went out to breakfast with Becca and she just talked about her favourite pornhub categories for an hour

i was with alana what do you expect